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a-book-of-creatures:

felitomkinson:

my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion

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rad-roach:

deejay:

luckyhobbitsfoot:

alpha-beta-gamer:

Titanic: Project 401 allows you explore a jaw-droppingly authentic recreation of the RMS Titanic, from first class all the way down to the engine rooms.

Read More & Play The Alpha, Free (Windows)

Can’t wait for the submersible DLC

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I say this with affection: the Honor & Glory guys are absolutely fucking insane. They’re going on? Eight years of work now? With the eventual end goal of recreating every inch of Titanic in painstaking historic detail. There used to be an actual game planned for the environment as well but I think at this point it’s 100% about the ship.

Godspeed, you lunatics. Hopefully my computer will be able to handle the end product.

kurulover:

sentient-cloud:

It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society

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Let me tell you about my new favourite cookbook

amy-reblogs:

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Hey tumblr. Are you trying to learn to cook for yourself? I sure am. My roommate just got me this book and I am totally blown away — it’s an entire cooking course in one book easy and accessible, taking you from following recipes to making up your own by teaching you the science behind it all. Do you love science? I love science. I especially love DIAGRAMS!

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You can’t quite see it, but this tells you not just what parts to eat, but how to prepare it. I’m always in grocery stores staring at veg going “okay but what do I DO with it?” and this book actually answers that in clear, simple language and beautiful watercolours.

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What’s the difference when recipes call for different types of frying? Hey, I guess I know now!

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Illustrations instead of photos encourage you to play around instead of trying to get the exact same result.

Samin Nosrat, the author, is incredibly personable along with being a great writer and chef. The prose parts of the book are clearly worded and full of personality. It explains details of cooking that lots of other cookbooks leave out, meaning a intermediate cook like me can actually grasp skills like breaking down a whole chicken or getting the heart out of fresh artichokes. 

The first half of the book is meant to be read straight through and explains the theory behind the elements of food in a casual writing style. Then it has 100 recipes that are meant to teach you all the basic skills and are a jumping-off point, because what she really wants you to do is EXPERIMENT! I can’t wait to eat a bunch of this stuff.

I don’t know about you, but I failed to learn cooking from my mom even though she’s a great cook. I regret it now and want to learn to be comfortable in the kitchen, because I love eating and I want to take back control of the food I eat. When I got this book, the first random page I flipped to had a matrix explaining what works well with avocado. I knew right away it was going to be my kind of book. (I ended up staying up late reading it.)

So if you’re also trying to learn to cook, to take back control of what you eat, want a really pretty illustrated cookbook, whatever — I can’t recommend this enough. 

leviathan-supersystem:

leviathan-supersystem:

dating and relationships are the ultimate “you cringe you lose” compilation

sounds like a joke post but unironically one of the first hurdles to forming healthy happy relationships is to learn to suppress the impulse to go “eww lame” about stuff that partners or potential partners are into.

the chances of meeting someone who isn’t into at least a few things you think are really really lame is very slim, and instead of chasing after the dream of meeting somebody who only, exclusively, likes stuff you also like, it’s better to just like. learn to be more chill about people liking stuff you don’t, and hope that they’ll return the favor and be chill about you liking stuff they don’t.

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

Oh I see so it’s not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it’s that they put every song ever on it

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The word “faggot” appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy’s are on here.

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I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.

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IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.

radiofreederry:

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Potential for the funniest thing ever to happen

greenestlabcoat:

Pedestrian affirmations:


YOU ARE INVINCIBLE


AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU


GOD’S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU


CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION

500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat:

ok since i don’t think i’ve seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.

IT JUST HAPPENS

  • DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
  • Thursday the 20th
  • The Fifth of Wednesday
  • Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
  • Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif

WEEKLY EVENTS

  • Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday
  • Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem…
  • Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday
  • Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
  • Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday
  • Every Saturday: Don’t @ Me, I’m Chilling/Caturday
  • Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday

YEARLY EVENTS

  • January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
  • January 29: Threshold Day
  • All of February: Funguary
  • February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
  • March 9: Miku Day
  • March 10: Mario Day
  • March 14: Pi Day
  • March 15: Ides of March
  • March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
  • April 1: Mishapocalypse
  • April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
  • April 3: Dannypocalypse
  • April 8: Rex Manning Day
  • ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
  • April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
  • ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
  • April 20: haha 420 blaze it
  • April 25: The Perfect Date
  • April 28: Ed Balls Day
  • April 30: It’s Gonna Be May
  • All of May: Mermay
  • May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
  • May 4: May the 4th Be With You
  • May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
  • May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
  • All of June: Pride Month
  • ALSO All of June: IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
  • June 5: Barricade Day
  • June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
  • July 20: Moon Landing
  • September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
  • September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
  • All of October: SKELETON WAR
  • ALSO All of October: Inktober
  • October 3: Mean Girls Day
  • ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day
  • October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
  • October 31: HALLOWEEN
  • November 5: honestly what didn’t happen that day
  • November 19: Goncharov
  • All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
  • December 10: Please, It’s Christmas
  • December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN’T CHRISTMAS
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